Wallpaper and Websites edition 6

Seamus the Leprechaun here with a further instalment in the almost unheard of "Wallpaper and Websites" series of retro wallpaper posts, brought to you at almost no expense whatsoever.Top to BottomSpy Fiction (Ps2) first released Japan 2003 with a ESRB rating warning us of "Sexual Themes"(IGN review)Gauntlet Seven Sorrows (xbox, ps2) released US 2005. role playing game whose Official website

Walkthrough Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Destruction

An Exclusive for Ps3, proving a tad more difficult than expected as the series returns to it's crazy platforming roots. The following guides and Faq's culled from the dross, including all Golden Bolts and Holo-plans locations.Walkthrough from Gamefaq (incl SkillPoints/Weapon Faq)IGN Walkthrough from Ice T. Gressa and Panterror Flames1up Superguide Golden Boots and Holo-plansUnlockables: RYNO

Super Mario Galaxy Reviews (Wii)

Due US on 12th and Eu on 16th November, raising the bar in space platforming and replayability scoring 96% from 5 reviews on Metacritic.com.Reviews SummaryIt's rare to play through a perfect game or one that nears perfection, but Galaxy definitely fits that mold. Nintendo has crafted a platform game that. . . . . . is more fun to play than "Mario 64.You're going

FIFA Soccer 08 Reviews (Ps2)

"Experience the same highs and lows of real-world players and tackle the challenges they face on a daily basis" without the salary. Scoring 86% from 6 reviews on Metacritic.com621 FIFA licensed teams,More than 15,000 players,30 leagues (with all 27 leagues from FIFA 07), The new leagues officially confirmed are the FAI League of Ireland, the Australian A-League, the Czech Gambrinus Liga.Full list

Preview Blacksite: Area 51 (Ps3, Xbox 360)

Sequel to the game Area 51 and set for release on Ps3, PC, and Xbox 360 on November 5, 2007. Set in the present day, players take the role of a decorated military veteran charged by the government to lead a squadron of "secret soldiers," as they fight off the invasion of unidentified enemy races.Ps3 Screenshots from IGNWikipedia overviewLatest Preview from GamespotPreview from 1upOfficial

Dancing With the Stars

video upped by ExtorsionadorFor Ps2 and Wii with an October 23rd release in US, published by Activision but no credits on the Developer and precious little information other than the less than catchy caption"Shake it up as you tango with the stars of the popular TV show"exhaustingly energetic trailer though, now if you'll excuse me I must sit down now. Clickable inkies Wii ps3 Dancing with the

Portal Walkthrough

Proving a bit of a toughie, but if your stuck, it dosen't get much better than the following most excellent Video Walkthrough site, with videos on both normal and bonus maps, including least steps, least portals and least time guides including footage on how unlock the 300ft long jump and terminal velocity achievements. Ace!!!Portal Video WalkthroughsOrange box achievements list from Gamefaq

Boa "Love Letter"

South Korean singer Boa with her 23rd single, currently sitting at number 15 in Japanese singles charts, I don't understand a word of course, but well it's Boa. . . .

Boa's Blog

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Leprechaun Pron: Pointy Ears #2

Seamus the Leprechaun here, in another, I hope, laudable attempt at bridging the species gap. A fascination with pointy ears has always been foremost in leprechaun culture, a unique besottedness which I believe we share with human beings.Pointy ears #1all "porn for leprechauns" posts Clickable inkies pointy ears leprechaun pron porn

Mass Effect First Reviews

Good? and then some if Game Informer Reviews are anything to go by"It's an adventure that is so captivating that you'll be counting the days for the sequel. It takes interactive storytelling to new heights, and brings the player closer to content than ever before. It's easily one of the year's best titles and one of the most impressive games to date."9.75/10Due EU November 16th, US November

Folklore Reviews (PS3)

An action/adventure game by Kouji Okada (the father of the Shin Megami Tensei series) that takes you through seven mysterious Earth-like worlds. A competent tour operator Kouji Okada apparently, judging from a score of 76% from 21 reviews from MetacriticReviews SummaryEvoking a sense of otherworldliness. . . .in an almost heartbreakingly beautiful way no other game ever has.Annoying dialogue,

Half Life 2 The Orange Box (xbox 360) Reviews

With a Ps3 release due December 2007, The Orange Box compilation includes: Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2:Episode One, Half-Life 2:Episode Two, Portal and Team Fortress 2.Scoring 98% from 7 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummaryA sci-fi masterpiece, a clever puzzler and a multiplayer monster wrapped into oneThat so much great content is offered at the standard single-game price is astonishing.

The Eye of Judgement (Ps3) Previews

DueUS: October 23, 2007Australia: October 25, 2007Europe: October 26, 2007The Eye of Judgment is a turn-based card battle video game for the PlayStation 3, played out with real cards and the use of the next-gen EyeToy camera.Through the use of a 3' x 3' board and encrypted trading cards players conquer the field by selecting a card and placing the special cards in front of the EyeToy camera for

Free Burma

"What is there to be discouraged about?Gandhi said the victory is in the struggle itself.The struggle itself is the most important thing. I tellour followers that when we achieve democracy, we will look backwith nostalgia on the struggle and how pure we were."Aung San Suu Kyiwww.free-burma.org Clickable inkies free burma

Resident Evil 5 and African Zombies

You've heard the debate no doubt and if not take a wee gander here. and hereGames have given us the opportunity to blow the heads of child-like beings, batter prostitutes to death with baseball bats and garotte, blow up and disembowel our foes. Many game titles have placed us in the contentious role of Western soldiers slaughtering our arab and muslim brothers. Resident evil 4 placed us in Spain

Spiderman Friend or Foe Preview

For Wii, Xbox 360, Ps2, PC, PsP, DS Due US Oct 2nd, EU Oct 12thInspired by the Spider-Man film trilogy and the Spider-Man comics, Spider-Man: Friend or Foe challenges players to defeat and then join forces with notorious Doc Ock, Green Goblin, Venom and Sandman, and embark on an epic quest to overcome a worldwide evil threat. Players control Spider-Man and one of numerous Super Hero or Super

Halo 3 Walkthrough Link List

Does exactly what it says in the title, essential walkthrough guides, cheats, tips and hints for the intrepid Halo 3 gamer. Culled from a 40 minute trawl of all thats good and unholy on the www.Gamefaq Walkthrough from zukowskcMycheats SuperguideLunabean walthrough work in progressGames.net cheats tips hints & skulls9/9 skull locations Youtube user madhead360Halo 3 Skull locations from 7th

Porn for Leprechauns: Cosplay

Hello Seamus the Leprechaun here, comin atcha once more with the next instalment in the now famous series of posts entitled "Porn for Leprechauns". This instalment brings to you the wonderous charms of the World of cosplay. Not that i have a feckin clue who any of these beautiful ladies are supposed to be cosplaying, but I'm sure you'll agree images like these carry an aesthetic value that

Clive Barker's Jericho (Xbox 360, Ps3)

Due 2007: Oct 23rd Us, and Oct 26th EuMingling the darkest elements (we hope) of Barker's horror fiction and films, Jericho deals with the mysterious reappearance of a lost city in a remote desert. The official Jericho Website is structured like a short adventure game requiring you to search through a mini-labyrinth of creepiness to find more information about the game.Jericho Official

Ivy and Ulala Wallpaper

By special request and brought to you at absolutely no expence, following a laudable request by Father Krishna, Webmaster extraordinaire, the Elderly Gamer proudly presents Ivy and Ulala for your viewing pleasure. Clickable inkies ulala ivy wallpaper dreamcast

Soul Nomad and the World Eaters (Ps2) Previews

(aka Japan Soul Cradle: Sekai o Kurau Mono) Due September 25th in the Us with no word of an EU release. Vid upped by Takeshi1589An rpg which sees you in a fight against the World Eaters, who, using a Disgaea like battle system, you must stop from.. well... eating the World. In a neat play twist however you are possessed by the spirit of a malevolent and egotistical god called Gig, tempting

Warriors Orochi (Ps2, Xbox360)

Warriors Orochi, known in Japan as Musou Orochi was initially a PlayStation 2 action video game developed by Koei and Omega Force. the game being a crossover of two popular video game series, Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors (Specifically Dynasty Warriors 5 and Samurai Warriors 2). A port of the game was released for the XBox 360 in Japan on September 13 2007. A western version will see

Pokemon Battle Revolution Walkthrough

The first Wii Game for Pokémon and the first Wii game to link up to the DS, all 493 Pokémon portrayed in Widescreen loveliness. With 10 Colosseums and 8 ranks of difficulty, PBR will truly test your training ability. So if your still puzzled about setting up your battlepass, unclear as to the strengths and weaknesses of your pokemon or looking for a path to victory in Poketopia then the

Persona 3 Walkthrough

Having difficulty with the day to day grind, only got a handful of Heart Collectibles? or perhaps those grades aren't what they should be? fear not, the following Walkthroughs will soon have you back in line.Kouli & Jagged Jim guides on GamefaqLord Yuan Shu Walkthough (with piccies)Game Faq and cheats on NeoseekerFree 30mb PDF from IGN (worthy!!)Soundtrack and Lyric Faq (scroll down past search

Oshidama

Nudge the white circle to the exit point avoiding the obstacles and the black holes (okay darkly blue..) in a set number of pushs. The game also features a time limit mode, you may wish to, nay you should turn on your sound for this... nice!

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Wallpaper and Websites edition 6

Some old, some new, some looking like cher, yes its another instalment of in the grossly underated Wallpaper and Websites series, brought to you by Seamus the Leprechaun.

from top to bottom:
Knight Shift: Online mmorpg
Planetscape Torment: Classic PC rpg, archived site
Horizons, Empire of Istaria: Online mmorpg

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Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights Preview

Due September 24th for Pc,Ps2, psp, Ps3, Ds and xbox 360, and essentially the import car scene recreated in your living room, with customisation options to make your head spin. Change everything from the hood, headlights, side skirts, side mirrors, doors, spoilers, rims, paint jobs and decals.With 90 cars in total your entire career mode can be taken online, playing through career mode in single

Kengo Legend of the 9 (xbox 360) Preview

Play as any of nine real samurai warriors from history, each with their own unique storylines, attributes and attack techniques.Choose between 4 unique game play modes:Main Mode: Select a character and advance his/her storyline that interconnects with othercharacter storylines.Mission Mode: Includes 10 different missions that must be completed within a set time limit.Combat Mode: Compete in a 2-

Valkyrie Profile 2: Silmeria (ps2) Reviews

Recently released for the European market, sequel to the original Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth, Silmeria is a 30 hour 2D feast for the senses with plenty of replay value, collecting a score of 84% from 39 reviews on Metacritic.com, another classic hits the Ps2.

Reviews Summary
Short by epic RPG standards, but it also makes the game that much more replayable
A difficult and lengthy game built for

Cher Barbie Doll

Seamus the Leprechaun here, guest blogger on the Merry Gamer. Now I know what your thinking the little lads gone too far this time. Not that it's the first Barbie Doll ever featured on the elderly gamer mind you, but it is the first Barbie Doll a Leprechaun like myself would have a legitmate reason to purchase as a memento of a bygone era. If your still puzzled why this above all the Barbie

Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem Trailer

Alien Vs. Predator 2 Requiem HD Trailer - The funniest videos are a click awayDue for release December 25th 2007. When a Predator ship carrying Alien facehuggers crashes outside a small US town, an elite Predator is sent to clean up the mess, and soon begins a battle for survival between the Town's inhabitants, the Army unit sent to evacuate them and the two alien species determined to kill

Two Worlds Reviews (xbox 360)

The hype was breath taking, "Oblivion on Steroids", the reality far less than expected. With a score of 49% from 14 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummaryThere's a lot to Two Worlds that will take you an eternity to complete.It's rare that a game releases that is so shockingly incompetent.Fans of old-school PC games such as Diablo will find plenty to entertain themThis game doesn't feel

Devil May Cry Website Portal

Recently updated portal to the Devil May Cry Universe and a excellent introduction to the Devil May Cry series. The DMC4 portal has some new aim and buddy icons, wallpapers and screensaver.Devil May Cry Portal WebsiteDevil May Cry 4 is the second sequel (Devil May Cry 3 being a prequel) to the Capcom action game Devil May Cry. It was announced in March 2007 that the game would be released

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (Wii) Reviews

The tenth game in the Metroid series and the third and final of the main installments in the Metroid Prime trilogy, excluding two spin-off titles. The game takes place six months after the events of Metroid Prime 2: Echoes and introduces a new control system based on the Wii Remote and Nunchuk.scoring 91% from 16 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummaryStunning visuals and immersive gameplay of

Reasons to Upgrade your PC, The Witcher

The Witcher is set in a world created by best-selling Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher combines spectacular action and an intriguing storyline. You are a Witcher, a warrior who has been trained to fight since childhood, subjected to mutations and trials that have transformed you. You earn a living killing monsters, and are a member of a brotherhood founded long ago to protect people

Lair Review (Ps3)

scoring 58% from 10 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews summaryLair may well be the single most powerful experience that a man can share with his $5,000 home theatre system. (???)Massive amounts of enemies will make the game a slideshow and will ultimately lead to you breaking something.Many fans will be disappointed thanks to all of the hype that's built up around the gameComplaints about the

Wallpapers and Some Websites

The continuing saga of a Leprechaun captured by a cruel and evil old person and reduced to posting soft porn and wallpaper, you'd think by now i'd get a promotion. Oh well such is a little beings worth, Seamus here continuing the lost art of posting retro wallpaper and finding out what happened to their websites.

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Onimusha Warlords 2001
Website? now an Official Capcom

Angelina and Milla and the Freeware Wallpaper Changer

Hi Seamus here, head blogger on the Copy and Paste Gamer.Resident Evil Extinction due September 21stOfficial Website (online game, wallpaper, Screensaver, icons)Posters on Forbidden ForrestWallpaper on this siteBeowulf due November 16thOfficial Website (wallpaper aim iconsPosters on Rendered BeautyAngelina and Milla, could it get any better, and rather than disappoint either lady by leaving them

Letoya She Don't

Letoya - She Don'tUploaded by Dante35LeToya Nicole Luckett (born in March 11, 1981), is an American R&B singer, songwriter a founding member of Destiny's Child. LeToya's self-titled debut album, was released on July 2006. "She Don't" is her second single from the album The single received moderate success, reaching number seventeen on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop chart, and is currently an airplay

Bioshock Walkthrough

Unless you wish to buy, register for, or rent out your granny to read one, Freely available walkthroughs online are becoming increasingly rare. No different is the case of Bioshock with the following guides all i've managed to find following a ten page search of google. If you've played the game, have any snippets of info other Rapture visitors would be interested in please, let us know by

Bioshock Faceplates

These Xbox 360 faceplates were part of 2K games promotional campaign for the game Bioshock. Almost exclusively given as gifts to GameStop managers, only 5,100 of them were ever made. Not surprising then that a few of these beauties have ended up on ebay, fetching close to $100 a piece.List of Bioshock Faceplates on ebayList of Xbox 360 Faceplates on ebay Clickable inkies bioshock faceplates

Wet Wallpaper

Kill Bill meets Tomb Raider meets Prince of Persia, sometime in 2008.

see the Trailer
Gamespot Preview
IGN Preview

Developer's Portal Page

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"Wet" Preview Trailer

Featuring Rubi, a mercenary, travelling around the world solving other peoples problems for a cash reward, due for xbox360 and Ps3 TBA 2008 Clickable inkies wet ps3 xbox 360 preview trailer sierra

Stuntman Ignition Previews

Due August 28th for Xbox360, Ps3, Ps2, Psp and the kitchen sink, Stuntman Ignition sees you living the life of a Hollywood stuntman, building your career from the ground up and taking death defying stunts to a whole new level as you take the driver's seat to create spectacular Hollywood moments such as monstrous jumps, fantastic explosions and large-scale crashes. (elderly breaks longest

Brunswick Pro Bowling (Wii) Preview

Hello Seamus here blogger guest and the only Leprechaun on the Blobby Gamer. This product combines the latest in Latex engineering and user safety for that extra sensual.... no sorry wrong packaging... ahem.. scuse me a second........This bowling game allows players to choose everything from their character’s appearance and accessories to ball styles.... (checks packaging....).In Career Mode,

Heavenly Sword Review

Play Magazine are first out of the block with a review for the game, which is due Sept 12th (US) Sept 14th (EU). Still despite Play Magazine being a liberal sprinkler of 10's, it appears there may well be some substance behind the pretty redhead and the 10GB of sound.Buzzzzzz!Forums are reporting the game is only between 6-7 hours long, see here and hereOJ.net suggests 12-13 hours.Unconfirmed

Roberto Campus Fantasy Art

Recently featured on the cover of Gamepro (top illustration)Official Website Clickable inkies Roverto campus fantasy art artist assasins creed wonder woman

Bioshock Free PDF Artbook

Update September 20011
Apologies but it wasn't me, the PDF is gone :(
cultofrapture does have it's very own download page, wallpaper, screensavers, icons, and printable character papercrafts, yes!! print and fold your own character from the game :).

Cultofrapture downloads section

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the soundtrack for free download.... hell all games should have such freebies
soundtrack from Gnomes Lair


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Leprechaun Porn: Women With Swords

Greetings visitors, Seamus here Leprechaun Pornographer and guest blogger on the Bound and Gagged Gamer. Following the phenomenal success of the last entry in the series (Women with Guns), I've decided it may be unwise to change a winning formula. Ergo for your appreciation Women with Swords. Next Week Women with Nothing.see all "Porn for Leprechauns" postsLeprechaun Porn, catering for

Nariko Wallpaper

Just upped on Rendered Beautysee all "Heavenly Sword" posts on elderly gamer Clickable inkies Heavenly Sword Wallpaper Nariko Ps3

100 Bullets

100 Bullets is an Eisner and Harvey Award-winning comic book written by Brian Azzarello and illustrated by Eduardo Risso. It is published by DC Comics under its Vertigo imprint and is slated to run for 100 issues.

The plot of 100 Bullets hinges on the question of whether people would take the chance to get away with revenge. Occasionally in a given story arc, the mysterious Agent Graves

Persona 3 Reviews (Ps2)

Supernatural role-playing game about a group of high school students, caused a stir at E3 and apparently justified with a score of 88% from 15 reviews on Metacritic.com The Ps2 just keeps on giving.Reviews SummaryCompelling story and addictive gameplayDefinitely a game only for the true RPG faithfulAn engaging title that truly pushes genre conventions in an exciting waySteps outside the bounds of

Fatal Fury Battle Archives Volume 1 (Ps2) Review

Originally set for release on August 7th in US, but seemed to have gone MIA, with no reviews upped until 16th August last. This compilation includes four classic Fatal Fury games: Fatal Fury 1, 2, 3 and Fatal Fury Special.Reviews SummaryGamezone 69%Simply put, this collection is true to the first four 2D fighting games but somehow the series just doesn’t hold up as well as it did back in the

Boogie Reviews (Wii) and Soundtrack

Released 7th August in US and 31st in Eu. Boogie is a music/rhythm-based game that takes full advantage of the Wii-mote. Customize different characters in the game to best show off their dancing style and karaoke skills. The retail release of Boogie also includes a microphone to sing along with the game. So far:Gamepro raved about it (80%) as didNintendo Official Magazine (81%)Games Radar were

Bioshock Review

Average Score from 13 Reviews 98.5%Reviews so far warning! Full reviews will have spoilersOfficial Xbox Magazine (UK) 100/100 "Amazingly written and beautifully constructed, it's a complete emotional rollercoaster which we can't drawn any parallels with...You'll be playing this game for months to come, exchanging story elements to build up the bigger picture, and arguing about what it all means.

Metropolismania 2 (Ps2) Preview

Sequel to an apparently successful, if unheard of Ps2 title called MetropolisMania, MetropolisMania 2 sees you with the task of creating and maintaining an entire anime style city!You must create a city that attracts new residences, while at the same time keep your approval rating in good standing! To do this you must interact with each and every citizen of your town. Some of your citizens have

Reviews P Archive

I can wipe out a raiding party of Oblivion Goblins in minutes, but can I code? nope! forgive me while I attempt to curb the sidebars from hell.Perfect Dark (360)Plan, The (Ps2)Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End (Ps3, 360)Prey (360)Pro-Evolution Soccer 6 (Ps2 vs 360)Project Sylpheed: Arc of Deception (360)

James Hawkins Concept Art

concept artist for Gears of War.

James Hawkins Website

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Heavenly Sword Trailer

vid upped by gramplIGN's E3 winner for technological excellence and Best Artistic Design and runner-up in categories "Best Action Game", "Best Graphics" and "Game of the Show".Nariko, a fierce, red-haired warrior whose clan is the holder of the "Heavenly Sword", a sacred blade of immense power that slowly drains the user's life-force. King Botan, obsessed with the Sword, embarks on a campaign of

Halo 3 Hands on Preview

Having been deluged with Halo 3 information for the last 3 years, I must admit to not particularily caring whether this makes it onto to my xbox360 or not. But even my over saturated little brain, couldn't help but be drawn to the following exclusive hands on preview by 1up1up hands on previewHalo 3 WebsiteThe game is set for release on September 25th US and 26th Europe and there will be three

Porn for Leprechauns: Women With Guns

Hi Seamus the Leprechaun here, guest blogger on the Psychotic Gamer with another instalment of the much acclaimed and highly praised "Porn for Leprechauns" series of erm. . . . porn piccies. While I deplore the use of weapons, even we, a peace loving sub species can't help but be moved by the lethal conjunction of life taking metal and beauty. . . . excuse me i must get a drink of water.

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Mario Striker Charged (Wii) Review

Aka "Mario Strikers Charged Football" and the follow-up to "Super Mario Strikers". Participate in online matches and tournaments in both friendly and ranked games, in this offering from developers Next Level Games. Upon its European release, it became the first Wii online game to be available outside of Japan. As welcome as it's predecessor with a score of 78% from 24 reviews on

Transformers Game Review (Ps2, Wii)

Based on the 2007 live-action feature film, "Transformers: The Game" lets gamers control the outcome in the battle for Earth as they choose to protect it as either Autobots or Decepticons. For those unfamiliar with Transformers, The Decepticons are the bad guys.A score of 57%(Wii) and 56% (Ps2) on Metacritic.com, (based on an average of game reviews) would lead you to believe it's a little ahead

Figure hunting on ebay

Amazing what you'll find if you dig a little, the following delectables recently upped on ebayFrom top to . . . . erm! .. . . . bottomMonsieur Bome Kasumi "Black Dress" PVC StatuePre-order Halo ArtFx Pvc StatueKIT* Tsukasa Mizuno Mizuki 1/6 Resin KitKIT* Witchblade Sara Pezzini 1/4 Figure Resin Model Kit*Kits (assembly required) see "garage Kits" Clickable inkies Resin model kit pvc Figure ebay

Odin Sphere Review (Ps2)

vid upped by duckrollA 2D fantasy action RPG with an emphasis on battle tactics and elaborate storytelling. A pretty exceptional offering and perhaps the last great RPG for the Ps2.Scoring 84% from 38 reviews on Metacritic.comPs2 Reviews SummaryAs close to perfection as you're going to get on the PS2Never have I seen a game so visually pleasing.A fun game with solid concepts, along with a great

Atelier Iris3 Grand Phantasm Walkthrough

40 hours plus gameplay, bound to be a alchemy potion you've forgotten ergo the following links. A meagre offering considering the games been released since May in US.Walkthrough from Kouli and alchemy guide on GamefaqWalkthrough from Katznkitz on cheatcodes.comChapter 1 & Chapter 2 quests from KatznkitzOfficial Japanese WebsiteOfficial English Websitesee all "Ps2 Walkthrough" posts Clickable

Resident Evil 5 and MGS4 Trailers

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Fallout 3 Screenshots (xbox 360, Ps3)

Fallout 3 is an RPG currently under development by Bethesda Softworks, for PC, Xbox 360 and Ps3. Set for release in US in March 2008 TBA for Europe. Bethesda have stated that the game will be rated M for mature, and will have the same sort of adult themes, violence, and depravity that are characteristic of the Fallout series. Fallout 3 will use a version of the same Gamebryo engine as The

The Darkness Walkthrough (Xbox 360)

As you've no doubt discovered, Demon powers don't leave you completely omnipotent, the following link list should prove of some use.IGN Walkthrough Written by Brad Russell "TheGum"Walkthroughs and sidequests from GamefaqDarkness phone numbersOCmodshop Game Guide from Joe BarbeeVideo Walkthrough from nextgenwalkthroughs.comDarkness Official WebsiteTriviaTV SetsThe game uses television sets

Wallpapers and Websites edition 4

A pot pourri of Wallpaper, some old, some new.

Wallpapers, top to bottom from


Kingdom under Fire: Circle of Doom
Keeper Klan Forum Dungeon Keeper 2 (official Website no more... sniff!)
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines as found by the Download Munkey
Gunvalkyrie


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Reviews Archive A

Don't mind me, just dusting....Aeon Flux (Ps2, Xbox)Aeon America's Army (Xbox)Armoured Core 4 (Ps3)Armoured Core Last Raven (Ps2)Atelier Iris (Ps2)

Rebuild of Evangelion New Trailer! Eva 1.0

Rebuild of Evangelion is an announced Tetralogy of animated films in the anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion. The first three movies will be an alternate retelling of the TV series (including new scenes, settings, backgrounds, characters), and the fourth movie will be a completely new conclusion to the story.

Rebuild schedule thus far:
EVA:1.0 (2007)
EVA:2.0 (2008)
EVA:3.0&FINAL (no release

Louis Armstrong Mack the Knife 1959

vid upped by ilbofilmsFortunately for you the humour grabs me only every other month, yes folks elderly inflicts another "inappropriate" retro video post.Louis Armstrong, one of the most famous jazz musicians of the 20th century, and considered by some to have essentially invented jazz singing.Mack the knife was originally titled "Die Moritat von Mackie Messer" which premiered in Berlin in 1928.

Top Gaming Websites

Hello Seamus the Leprechaun (top guest blogger on the perverted gamer)If your accustomed to touring the internet looking for tasty gaming snippets, then for your delectation ebizmba.com have joyously selected the top 25 gaming websites ranked by a combination of Inbound Links, Google Page Rank, Alexa Rank, and U.S. traffic data from Compete and Quantcast.Understandably the degenerate gamer didn't

Metal Solid 4, Assasins Creed and Killzone 2

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Eternal Sonata (xbox 360)

It could only originate in Japan, Chopin (yes the famous composer) lying on his deathbed enters a dream world, where he possesses the gift of magic. In this land, however, magic is the side effect of a terrible and fatal disease. Those who can wield magic are shunned and feared so they tend to keep their powers a secret.Now it so happens that in this dream world inside Chopin's head, lives an

Project Sylpheed Arc of Deception (Xbox 360)

Seamus the Leprechaun here, blest blogger on the netherly gamer.Despite it's release in Europe on June29th last and it's release today in the US, the number of reviews available for Project Sylpheed are worryingly scarce, methinks the critics are all too busy getting ready for E3 which starts today. Incidentally I wasn't invited, but I did get a hold of the conference timetable. oh well!! it

Ninja Gaiden Sigma (Ps3) Review

Hi folks Seamus here, leprechaun and guest blogger on the Flaccid Gamer. Well it appears that Team Ninja have done the business, not that there was much to do given that Ninja Gaiden Sigma is a a remake of Ninja Gaiden Black, a game which in itself had the critics standing on their seats.

The remake brings with it new moves, actions, and weapons for Hayabusa. Also added is a new playable

O Walkthrough Archive

Pologies, Blooger tidying is never done.OblivionOblivion Shivering IslesOblivion Vampire CureOkamiOnimusha Dawn of Dreams

Bioshock Concept Art

Due August 21st for Xbox 360 and PC, with ESRB M rated content including, Blood and Gore, Drug Reference, Intense Violence, Sexual Themes, and Strong Language. The game features interactive environments and player-driven choices, described by the developers as "emergent gameplay", which they promise will be "unprecedented" in the World of gaming. The game is seen as the "spiritual successor" to

Unsociable Gamers, Violence and M rated Games

Video gamers it appears lead healthy social lives and gaming itself is a highly social activity, according to none other than the American Medical Association."Contrary to the stereotype of the solitary gamer with no social skills, we found that children who play M-rated games are actually more likely to play in groups - in the same room, or over the internet," says Olson. "Boys' friendships in

Olga and Elderly Gamer Promotion

Hello tis Seamus here, and as promised a selection of photos from this mornings Elderly Gamer promotional photoshoot. Needless to say we wasted no time in getting down to the job at hand, Sadly Mr.Elderly was unable to attend, owing to a bout of food poisoning but if I say so myself the photos turned out quite nicely.Unfortunately Olga has to rush to back to the set of a new film being shot in

The Last Remnant (Ps3, Xbox 360) First Look

Following Gnomes extraordinary post on LOTR Shadows of Angmar, I decided it was time to shake things up a little here on the Elderly Gamer. But with three new garage kits awaiting assembly, The Darkness on by 360 turntable, a bargain bin copy of Rumble Roses in my trusty Ps2, I decided I'd shake things up some other time.So in time honoured elderly tradition, straight from the inbox on IGN a

Soul Calibur Legends (Wii) Graphics

Third person action adventure with players facing off against multiple enemies, simultaneously. Enemies consist of past Soul series fighters as well as some new comers. Earn honored titles such as Knight or Soldier as you master special attacks acquired throughout the adventure while battling through diverse stages and environments. Due November 2007screenshots and eyes on preview from IGN8

Vampire Rain (Xbox 360) meta Review

Your mission, to eliminate a growing population of deadly vampires on your own or, with up to eight players online where you have the choice to remain a human or become a Nightwalker. Though with a score of 56% from 5 reviews on Metacritic.com, you may decide to visit your granny instead.Reviews SummaryIt's kitsch. Deep kitsch, ludicrously incongruous, over-the-top voiceoversA very mediocre

The Darkness Review (xbox 360, Ps3)

Dark modern crime drama and supernatural horror with intense first person non-linear gameplay scores well with averages of 83% for xbox360 and 85% for Ps3, from Metacritic.comXbox 360 SummaryThe Darkness delivers on every level.The game's biggest problem is all the filler between the reasonably exciting combat sequences.A remarkable action game that tells a compelling story from start to finish.

Aya Brea 3d Cosplay

Aya Brea is a character from the Parasite Eve series of games published by Square, The first game (never released in the west) is a sequel to the novel "Parasite Eve", written by Hideaki Sena.more images from Rendered Beauty Clickable inkies Aya Brea Parasite Eve 3d Cosplay

Olga Says Hi

Seamus here!!!!!, Olga has asked that i post the following to all of you who were so good as to comment on her last photoshoot here on the elderly gamer. The following accompanied this beautiful postcard.Hi to de regulars on the heatherly gamer, will soon return for de next photoshoot for mr.heatherly until then a big kiss for Gnume, Fither Crispa, Dutrex and doomload Minkey... I miss you guys..

Max Payne Film

Max Payne: Payne & Redemption is the third Chapter of a series of collective short films surrounding a foreboding tale set in the life and times of Max Payne. The film is in reality part three of six short films, which will eventually come together to form one feature length piece. Initially, it was written as a stand alone affair, but according to the producers, the potential story lines either

Forza Motorsport 2 Walkthrough

err well Drivethrough then!!,having difficulties with tuning?, trying to squeeze the last bit of power out of your favourite ride to qualify for the online competitions?, or confused with your career path? look no further, elderlies definitive link list.Career/Tuning/Upgrading Faq from GamefaqGamespot Game GuideAchievements list from IGNGeneral game guide from IGNWalkthrough from Andy on 360post

Resident Evil Extinction Wallpaper

The third and final installment "Resident Evil: Extinction", picks up where the last film left off.

Alice (Milla Jovovich), now in hiding in the Nevada desert, once again joins forces with Carlos Olivera (Oded Fehr) and L.J. (Mike Epps), along with new survivors Claire (Ali Larter), K-Mart (Spencer Locke) and Nurse Betty (Ashanti) to try to eliminate the deadly virus that threatens to make

Porn For Leprechauns Giantesses

Seamus here (Leprechaun) finally free from house arrest to wreak hav... to commemorate the installation of Father Krishna's Throne. For all my Leprechaun fans, and the Macrophilacs amongst you. . . . . it's good to be back!!Ahhh i hear you say, wheres the video game connection? well here is a video i've kept, just specially for this occassion Voila! Demoliton Girl,ahh yes video games, dealing

100 posts for the Saturn Junkyard

Deftly spotted by Nebachadnezza, The Saturn Junkyard has topped a ton!!!!A quality stable of dedicated bloggers, a most charming blog host, a unique team of graphic artists and the home of the Segata Sanshiro cult.... worthy!!!!The Saturn Junkyard

Tomb Raider Anniversary Walkthrough (ps2)

Extraordinary remake of the 1996 classic, and as you may have discovered a lot tougher than the original. Here culled from the myriad of faq's, tips, cheats and walkthroughs, elderlies definitive link list.Walkthrough from Tombraider Chronicles.Com Pictorial Walkthrough from TRA.com3 Walkthroughs from Gamefaq Walkthrough from Tombraider Girl.comPictorial Walkthrough from Mycheats.comVideo Guides

DWar movie posters

Due for a Korean release August 2nd, D War stars Jason Behr and is Based on the Korean legend that unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter, and he arrives at the conclusion that a girl stricken with a mysterious illness named Sarah is suppose to help him. The Imoogi (the bad guy) makes its way to Los Angeles, wreaking

Elderly Goes Racing

Well more like tyre wall crashing, the above image is proof of my latest obsession, and by way of apology for my absence from regular posting of late. Also in part witness to the promotional opportunities of Forza Motorsport 2, (deftly spotted by Deitrix) if only i could stop crashing into people...

Atelier Iris 3 Review

Atelier Iris 3: Grand Phantasm, released in Japan as Atelier Iris: Grand Fantasm, though with a storyline unrelated to earlier releases. The rpg series where Alchemy forms an important aspect of the combat system. Scoring an average 63% from 17 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummaryShort (?), slightly repetitive in scope, and lacking a compelling plotAtelier Iris 3 is a retro-infused, highly

Game Walkthrough C Archive

Call of Duty 2 (xbox 360)Chronicles of Narnia (Ps2)Crackdown (Xbox 360)Crimelife Gangwars (xbox, Ps2)Condemned (Xbox 360)

Hour of Victory (Xbox 360) Preview

A World War II shooter that takes players through the war from a number of different perspectives. Built using the Unreal Engine 3.0 and developed by Midway exclusively for the Xbox 360.A secret factory hidden in the Bavarian Alps, the Nazis and a nuclear weapon. Featuring three distinct styles of play, stealth, sniper, and run-and-gun. Due for Release US June 18th and EU June 22ndHands on

Big Brain Academy Wii Degree Preview

A "re-thinking" of the DS brain-training hit, where you ditch the stylus in favour of the Wii remote. The game boasts innovative use of Mii profiles and Wiiconnect24, in addition the title automatically imports all the friend codes stored on your Wii console,Due US June 11th, Eu July 20th for Wii.Hands on from IGNHands on from GamespotPreview from 1upsee all "Wii Previews" Clickable inkies Big

FIFA 08 (Xbox 360, Ps3) Preview

30 leagues, 620 teams 15,000 players and the new Be a Pro mode. Due Q3 2007 EU. Hands on, 4 screenies and video interview with EA Game Producer Joe Booth. Latest from IGNdue 9th October in US (thanks anonymous)FIFA 08 Ps2 Reviews Clickable inkies FIFA 08 EA xbox 360 Ps3 preview

The Five Faces of Lara,Tomb Raider Anniversary

To herald the release of Tomb Raider Anniversary, and inspired by the extraordinary Gametap Documentary available in the limited edition. Eidos through the years, has chosen one young lady to be Lara Croft, for your delectation the faces behind the ten years of Lara Croft.top to bottom L to RNell McAndrew 1998-1999 / Lara Weller 1999-2000Lucy Clarkson 2000-2002 / Jill De Jong 2002-2004Karima

Preview: Fantastic 4 Rise of the Silver Surfer

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer is a 2007 superhero film which is the sequel to the 2005 film Fantastic Four and based upon the comic of the same name.To coincide with the movie release... yes you guessed it a multi-platform (always worrying..) game from Take Two Interactive and 7 studios. The game is set in the world of the upcoming film, but also draws from the pages of the comics

Elderly Gamer Promotion

Dressing Seamus in the Elf costume hasn't managed to draw any extra visitors. So inspired by the machinations of Deitrix, and following prolonged negotiation, the elderly gamer is proud to introduce Olga, a new promotional aid for the elderly gamer.elderly: Do I read this bit?Seamus: yes that's her bio!elderly: here you read I've forgotten my glassesSeamus: (cough!) Olga was born in Render City

Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles (Wii) Trailer

vid from max4000maxLatest Trailer from IGN, not to be confused with RE4 wii edition, Umbrella Chronicles is a first-person retelling of the first Resident Evil. Developed by Capcom exclusively for Nintendo's Wii. An on-rails shooter, the game features a storyline that finally exposes what happened to the devious Umbrella Corporation. Due late 2007 or early 2008 depending on who you listen

Tamagotchi Party On

The Party ended rather early unfortunately with a score of only 38% from 4 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummaryCuteness doesn't make up for the lack of an enjoyable gameShort on depth and is seriously lacking in the fun departmentThe mini-games are shallow and one-player onlyThe vast majority of your time will be spent watching opponents take their turnsOfficial WebsiteReview from IGN

Forza Motorsport 2 Review (xbox 360)

Video: Forza 2 Japanese paint jobsCollect, race and customise more than 300 cars from over 50 of the world’s leading manufacturers, tear up 60 tracks carved out of 18 environments, including 13 real-world licensed circuits. Too good to be true? not according to a score of 90% from 6 reviews on Metacritic.com. Out in Us, releases Europe June 8th.Reviews SummaryDangerously addictive and loads of

Super Paper Mario Walkthrough

Stuck with recipes, wondering how to complete The Pit of 100 Trials, or the Duel of 100, or maybe you haven't found the game arcade yet?Well look no further, the following definitive list of walkthrough, tips and Faq's should set you on the right path.Mycheats Superguide (awesome) Walkthroughs (3) from GamefaqWalkthrough and Chapter Guide from GamespotRecipe guide from Strategy WikiPixls list

Wallpaper and Websites edition 3

Seamus the Leprechaun here, reduced to wearing this ridiculous elf costume to draw the crowds, luckily I get some time off to browse, found these hope you like em.top to bottomPrimal (Saints in Japan), PS2Shinobi (Kunoichi) (Ps2)Tenchu Wrath of Heaven (Ps2)The First Myth (Japanese Online) (thanks to Download Munkey)see all "Wallpaper and Websites" postsSee Game Wallpapers Clickable inkies Game

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Mark Ecko's Getting Up (Ps2)Marvel Ultimate Alliance (Ps2, Xbox, Xbox 360)Micro Machines V4 (Ps2)Moto GP 2006 (xbox 360)

POC At Worlds End Review (Ps3, Xbox 360)

Trying to find a exclusive Xbox360 or Ps3 review is well nigh impossible these days. The majority of Game websites appear to write one review to cover both Xbox 360 and Ps3 formats, and "POC At Worlds End Review" is another victim of this trend. Scoring 59% for both Xbox360 and Ps3 versions on Metacritic.comReviews summaryMuch like the movies, At World’s End is at best a popcorn

Lara Croft Tomb Raider Anniversary Review (Ps2)

A remaking of the first tomb raider game released in 1995, and due June 1st in US, June 5th in Eu, but confined to PS2, PSP, PC, and Wii .Yes it appears they've done the business scoring 82% from just 4 reviews on metacritic.com....there is a God!!!Reviews SummaryWhat it does is excite, impress and enthral like nothing elseBeautifully balanced melding of old and new values that creates an

Overlord Trailer (Xbox 360)

You are the Overlord, and you must choose between evil or ... well. . . . really evil!! if you are to conquer the World and become the ultimate Overlord. Dark humor, twisted parodies of classic fantasy stories and fabled characters. It is for you take control of an army of Minions and use their unique skills to fetch, fight and die for their new Overlord.Release Date:US: June 26, 2007Europe:

Super Smash Bros Brawl Latest Screenshots

aka Super Smash Bros. 3, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Dairantou Smash Bros. XLatest update from Smash Bros. Dojo, include a handful of new screens (7) and the news that day will turn into evening, then night, while you play through stages. Okay not earth shattering but the colours are nice....Release dates:US: TBA 2007 Japan: December 31, 2007 Europe: September 30, 2007 Smash Bros

Porn for Leprechauns Shakira

Having spent the last few days recovering and apologising for an unfortunate food poisoning incident, I can now safely say I survived Fatherkrishnas birthday bash. So it's all hands on deck once more for Seamus the Leprechaun, coming at you with my diminutive take on the World of Pron.

Mindful of the restrictions and stainless steel restraints placed on me by the elder one. I sure

Heavenly Sword Latest Screenshots

Due for Ps3, August 7th US and September 29th in EU, fullsize screens at Gamespot.com Clickable inkies Heavenly Sword Screenshots ps3 eyecandy

Armored Core 4 Review (Ps3)

Vid upped by EJravenStreamlined mech action affording a more user friendly experience for the mech battling novice. New storyline, new environments, and online capability scores 64% from 27 reviews on Metacritic.com Reviews SummaryMore accessible than its predecessorsComplicated controls and imposing arsenal of body partsArmored Core 4 isn't a must-buy for everyoneShort missions, bare-bones

Spiderman 3 Walkthrough

For those of you who remained faithful to the series, despite the negative reviews, the following linklist of tips and walkthroughs. Still missing a Wii Walkthrough link, anybody?Ps2 & Xbox 360 Walkthroughs from Gamefaq Xbox 360 Superguide from 1upPs3 Walkthrough from games.netUnlockables: Defeat Venom at the Grand Finale mission to get the Black Spider-Man Suit as an unlockable Complete the

Fatherkrishna comes of age

Ah what a year 1967!! now following years of slow marination, Fatherkrishna (he of Saturn Junkyard fame) has finally come of age. To commemorate this milestone a short video retrospective subtitled sounds in the womb or thereabouts...... Happy Birthday FK...

Latest xbox 360 screenshots

top to bottom:3 sample screens from Gamecock Media Group's unnamed title, using their "Serious Engine 3".3 sample screens from teamxboxDue for release in fall 2007, Looney Tunes Acme Arsenal from Warner Bros9 screens from qgamo.com24 Halo 3 screens from gamenewsi.comand game-reviews.caBomberman coming to xboxlive arcade?leaked through teamxbox4 new Army of two screens from my.mmoabc.com

Cammy 3d Cosplay

The elderly continues with his 3d model obsession, over on Rendered Beauty. Clickable inkies 3d model cosplay cammy

Shaiya Cosplay

From the Korean mmorpg Shaiya, Light and DarknessCosplay found on tom.bbsShaiya Light and Darkness Website Clickable inkies Cosplay Shaiya Light and darkness Korean online pc game

Gaming Tattoos

From BMEink.comsee all "tattoo" posts Clickable inkies video game gaming tattoos tattoo

Blacksite: Area 51 Demo Walkthrough and Concept Art

Set against the backdrop of Area 51.Squad based first person shooter, alien enemy.One button squad commands,Drive military and civilian cars, trucks and ATV's.Take control of gunners chair in low level helicopter raids.Online multiplayer,Demo on XboxliveDue September 2007Official WebsiteIGN Hands on preview

Forza Motorsport 2 Trailers (Xbox 360)

Forza Motorsport 2 - CustomizationUploaded by ILoveRockstarForza Motorsport 2 - AuctionUploaded by ILoveRockstarForza motorsport 2 entrainementUploaded by royletosCustomisation, Auction and Driving footage for Forza 2, due May29th US and June 8th Europe, Nuff Said.Official Website Clickable inkies Forza motorsport 2 Trailer Auction Customisation Xbox 360

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Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth (xbox)Call of Duty 3 (xbox 360)Calling All Cars (Ps3 Network)Castlevania Symphony of the Night (Xbox Arcade)Chronicles of NarniaCrimelife Gang Wars (xbox, Ps2)

Concept Art God of War II

From Official GowII website Clickable inkies Game Concept art God of war ii ps2

Raiden III (Ps2) Review

A port of the classic arcade shooter, complete with a stage select mode that lets you replay stages once you've cleared them. Grudgingly received with a score of 62% from 9 reviews on Metacritic.com with some disquiet about the pricing.Reviews SummaryRaiden III is a good shmup.Hasn't a chance of competing with exciting modern shooters Look elsewhere for your shoot-'em-up thrills.Fans will

Video Game Shower Scenes

Parasite Eve - Aya's shower
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Christie from Dead or Alive







Dixie from Rumble Roses







Rei from Fatal Frame (project Zero) 3

















Shion from Xenosaga III





"Onechanbara"
Thank you Deitrix, never seen it before

Hello, Seamus here with the next instalment of the ongoing series Porn for Leprechauns.
I would like to thank J's Corner of

Calling All Cars (Ps3) Review

Vid upped by gamingbitsDavid Jaffe's (of God Of War fame) premiere PlayStation Network title, in high-definition graphics, offering true 7.1 surround sound support, a split-screen option to enable two players to go online using the same PS3. Read Twisted Metal.You take the role of a bounty hunter careening around a cartoon world on the hunt for criminals on the loose. The game scores a

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Omnibus #1

The smash TV hit Buffy the Vampire Slayer led to nearly a decade of comics at Dark Horse-including multiple specials, one-shots, and guest miniseries. This omnibus series is the ultimate compilation of the Buffy comics Dark Horse has published, and runs along the TV series' timeline.

This first volume begins at the beginning - The Origin, a faithful adaptation of creator Joss Whedon's original

Rachel and Ninja Gaiden Sigma demo

Seamus here, blogger, Leprechaun,The minute I saw this Rachel Wallpaper, I said this is too good just to gather dust on my desktop. I did say other things... but elderly said i couldn't post them...From the upcoming (June 2007, PS3) remake of Ninja Gaiden Black, with new stages and weapons. In all a major upgrade and this time out you get to play with Rachel.. erm play as Rachel. And in

Colin McRae Dirt Screenshots

Boasting the most diverse off-road racing experience ever with 66 events including the series’ point-to-point stalwart, and a mammoth career mode using standard four-wheel drive off-roaders to big rigs, buggies and more . IGN have the latest hands on previewSet for release on Ps3,Xbox 360, and PC, 19th/29th June in US/Eu.Official Website Clickable inkies Colin mcrae Dirt xbox 360 Ps3

Parasite Eve Cosplay

Aya Brea is a character from Parasite Eve, a survival horror RPG published in 1998 by Square and based on the science fiction novel by author Hideaki SenaCosplay from pbase.comParasite Eve Official Website Clickable inkies parasite eve cosplay Aya Brea

Wallpapers and Websites edition 2

Seamus the Leprechaun here, after a little posting hiatus what better way to return than with my very popular and much talked about Wallpapers and Websites post.

Well popular in the Leprechaun community that is, for it appears the human world has yet to see the importance of such a very simple but surprisingly effective idea. And if you'd like to sign the "I think this is a great post"

At World's End POC Preview (Ps2)

or Pirates of the Caribbean 3, for those keeping score. The game is due for release in US May 22nd, EU May 25th, to coincide with the films release and available for the PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Windows, PSP, Nintendo DS, and Wii.Apart from the Wii mote enhancement, the PS2, PSP and PC all use essentially the same graphics and content, with traditional controls.Neither 1up or IGN

3d Cosplay Tifa Lockhart

A little bit of self promotion, introducing the first in what i hope to be a series of 3d model Cosplay posts, over on the Rendered Beauty. And yes i admit it, I'm along way away from any semblance of designing accurate clothing props. Rendered by the elderly using Daz3d , Victoria 3 and some post rendering in Pixia. Anything to liven up a quiet Tuesday.

Clickable inkies 3d cosplay

Forza Motorsport 2 Preview

Over 300 of the world’s hottest cars for you to collect, from 50 of the world’s leading manufacturers.Over 45 tracks carved out of 12 environments, including real-world licensed circuits such as Silverstone, Tsukuba, and Laguna Seca.Cars incur damage and wear, affecting car performance. Advanced tire and suspension models respond to heat and pressure changes as well as weight transfer and

Too Human Trailer

Norse mythology is the theme for this planned release from Silicon Knight's 100-man development team. Only this time around Thor gets to carry guns. ETA Q3 2007vid upped by gamexploreGigantic IGN previewImages, Artwork from GamespotSilicon Knights website Clickable inkies too human xbox 360 trailer

Alex Ross Batman Figure

Alex Ross is an American comic book painter, acclaimed for the photorealism of his work. Ross is known for his love of the vintage looks of classic characters and the more mythic elements of the superheroes. In the past ten years, he has done much work for the industry’s two largest and most historically important publishing houses, Marvel and DC Comics.This original creation designed by Alex

Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix (Wii) Screenshots

Based on the fifth installment of the popular Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling and the film adaptation, featuring wii-mote powered controls with a new sandbox style gameplay, Due Eu and US July 2007, in time for the release of the film.Preview from IGNHarry Potter WikiOfficial Film Website Clickable inkies Harry Potter Order of the phoenix Wii screenshots

Lair (ps3) Screenshots

Seamus the guest blogger and Leprechaun here, relegated to posting screenshots for my dinner.Lair due US july 24th for Ps3, sees you playing as a warrior riding a voracious dragon trained for deadly aerial and ground combat, and capable of scorching, clawing and smashing thousands of enemies, gamers must defeat countless armies to save a civilization. Together, the gamer and the beast will

Guitar Hero II Review (xbox 360)

Amid intitial discontent with isolated glitchy whammy bars (quickly resolved by Red Octane), and continued criticism of the hefty price for downloadable song packs, the game went down a storm with reviewers. Scoring a staggering 93% from 31 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummaryMore or less the perfect video gameSqueezing every last penny out of 360 gamers, but the most fun you can have by

Super Paper Mario Review

As anticipated as the second coming, and scoring a laudable 86% from 16 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummarySo engaging you won't quit without finishing it.Looks a lot more exciting than it actually isZany graphics, hilarious dialog, and first-rate controlsOne more reason everyone should own a Wii. Highly bizarre and amusing story line, undeniable

Shivering Isles Walkthrough

Read First Shivering Isles BugLatest info on bug from Official ForumsA link list to guides and walkthroughs for Shivering Isles, that you don't need to sign up for or surrender your grannies pension book details to read.If you've got a guide or walk through i've missed please post it in the comments section and i'll put it right up here where it belongs.Magazine style Walkthrough from

Wallpapers and Websites edition 1

Hello tis me Seamus the Leprechaun, cummin atcha again with some hot gaming wallpaper action. Having fulfilled the Wallpaper part of this post, for your delectation in no other particular order, other than from top to bottom, the WebsitesTwo Worlds (PC, Xbox 360)The Darkness (ps3, xbox 360)Cabal Online (PC)Infernal (PC)posted by the leprechaun Clickable inkies game wallpaper

Silent Hill the Arcade

With half a million arcade machines across 9,500 arcade halls, and gamers forking out $2 to $3 a pop, understandable that Silent Hill the Arcade, a forthcoming light gun arcade shooter based on the Silent Hill series has captured the interest of die hard Japanese Arcade goers.Just finished it's preliminary unveiling, and set to adorn the gaming arcades of Japan this Summer. The game deals with

Porn for Leprechauns Cadburys Ads

hey what i can tell you, i've finished my chocolate eggs.... Seamus the Leprechaun (guest thingy on whatshisface) comin at ya once again with the crumbliest flakiest..... erm sorry! following a five year hiatus, Cadbury decided to bring back the "flake girl" in the form of Australian actress and international model, Alyssa Sutherland. Reasons to be cheerful.well ones never enough.. so...posted

Sadness Preview (Wii)

A gothic horror adventure game with survival horror elements. The game plans to make players confront their fears with only what they can grab from their environment to protect them.The game is set before in the early 1900s, and presented entirely in black-and-white. Billed as a game for adults only, with strong nerves, you'll be using the power of your wii-mote in pretty innovative ways, driving

Oblivion Shivering Isles Review

Serious Bug reports Read First!!Latest information on bug from Official Forumsupdate! Walkthrough linksWell if 200 hours gameplay wasn't enough, Bethesda have rustled up another 30 hours plus in this full blown expansion of their life sucking masterpiece Oblivion. Scoring 87% from 7 reviews on Gamestats.comReviews SummaryStrangely compelling, and as worthy of your attention as any full-priced

Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition

A remake of the critically acclaimed fourth entry in the Resident Evil series. The package includes the original game (with tuned-up control for the Wiimote) plus the playable bonus Ada Wong side-story, Another Order. Set for Japanese release May 31st and Summer 2007 in Westnot to be confused with Umbrella ChroniclesUpdate 9.1 review score from Gamespot, where they call the game the "

Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles (Wii)

Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles (aka Biohazard: Umbrella Chronicles) is the title of an upcoming first-person shooter and a new installment in Capcom's Resident Evil series. This time around Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine play prominent roles. The game is set to be released exclusively for the Wii console sometime in 2007. On April 6th 2007 the official Japanese website went live with an

Spiderman 3 Preview (Ps3)

Set in a free-roaming New York City, that's 2.5 times bigger than it was in Spider-Man 2. with revamped combat, the opportunity to play as Spiderman's more mysterious black-suited persona, and the freedom to choose your own gameplay experience through a series of movie-based and original storyline options.The Ps3 exclusive Collectors edition allows players to become the "New Goblin" and

Hour of Victory (xbox 360)

WWII, ho hum, save for a defining ability to switch between different "points of view" The story follows three characters with different abilities through the North African campaign and the European theater, allowing you to switch between the stealth, sniper and assault troopers in the middle of each level.Due June 2007New Screenshots from IGNOfficial WebsiteTeamxbox preview Clickable inkies

Naruto Xbox 360 Concept Art

Currently under development by Ubisoft. The game will be based on the English dubbed version of the anime, Naruto. With a 2007 TBA release date in North America, though IGN are quoting a European release on June 1st. So far, no plans for a Japanese release have been announced. An official title for the game has not yet been announced, though their unlikely to call it Lassie.IGN first

Conan (ps3, xbox 360)

Hello Seamus the Leprechaun here, guest blogger on the Insipid Gamer. Call me premature with a preview for a game set for release in q1 2008, but when I discovered the game may contain scenes of a sexual nature, sure I just couldn't wait to tell ye. Billed as an action adventure with an emphasis on combat."It's very violent and very gory... It's an action adventure game with a strong focus on

Porn for Leprechauns: Women Golfers

I'm back!!! proving ya can't keep a good thing down, fully recovered from the accident on Patrick's day, thank you all for your get well cards and best wishes, Seamus the Leprechaun comin atcha once again with some leprechaun porn.. boy tis great to back!!!!for all you wii golf fans take it away Paula Creamer.Paula Creamer bioSee all "porn for leprechaun" posts

Tomb Raider Anniversary

Due May 29th and confined to PS2, PSP and PC, Latest screenshots and preview from IGN. Seems Crystal Dynamics have been listening to fans....IGN PreviewOfficial Website Clickable inkies tomb raider anniversary preview screenshots poster website ps2 previews

Castlevania Symphony of the Night Walkthrough

Still waiting for an xbla version of the walkthrough, though apart from the button configuration there should be no difference from the Playstation walkthroughs below (given that the game remains faithful to the original). If you do happen to find an Xbox live Arcade version, please post the link in the comments section and i'll get right on it.Playstation walkthroughsCastlevania SOTN

Download Munkey and the Health of the Blogosphere

Technorati summed it up quite nicely,"55 million Blogs some of them have to be good". . . . . . Well I found one, thanks to a quite eclectic GnomeThe Download monkey features an outstanding selection of Game Artwork, Wallpapers and Videos, Warhammer 40,000, Military paraphanelia, Software and quite simple anything that's looks classy cool and fun that can possibly be found on the Wubble U Wubble

Castlevania Symphony of the Night on Xbox 360

Recreated and enhanced for Xbox 360, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on Xbox Live arcade, features enhanced graphics, new achievements, and Xbox Live leaderboards. Play the original version of the game or experience it in enhanced mode with improved graphics and modernized audio and sound effects.Collect items, weapons and armor to defeat the powerful boss monsters that block access to key

Why do Games Cost so much ?

Your Typical $60 gameArt/Design: 25% (about $15)Programming And Engineering: 20% (about $12)Retail: 20% ($12)Platform Fee: 11.5% (about $7) eg Sony Microsoft*Marketing: 7% (about $4)Market Development Fund: 5% (about $3)Manufacturing Costs, Packaging: 5% (about $3)Licensing: 5% (about $3)Publisher profit: 1.5% (about $1)Distributor: 1.5% (about $1)Corporate Costs: 0.3% (about 20 cents)Hardware

Ps3 Compatibility Games List

Sony Computer Entertainment Europe have launched a web site that will allow prospective PS3 3 owners to see which of their Ps2 and PS1 titles are playable on the new European PS 3 hardware model.Owners of a European PS3 will need to install the latest firmware upgrade (1.60) to play the PS2 titles listed on the web site. The upgrade will be available at launch from midnight on 22nd March from

God of War II Walkthrough

Testing not only your gaming skills but your endurance, with collosal bosses who have no intention of letting you survive to the next save point, through amazing Worlds and puzzles and the most gruesome kills ever seen, staying alive long enough to deliver that finishing move, is going to take some doing and the occasional peek at the link list below. If you find a unique walkthrough or hint

Latest Lost Odyssey Screenshots

Due Q4 2007 for xbox 360, Lost Odyssey is a role-playing game featuring both the music composer and producer of the Final Fantasy series. The second of two epic RPG projects for Microsoft by Mistwalker. You play as Kaim, a man who's been sentenced to live for 1,000 years.Gamespot's Q&A with Hironobu Sakaguchi Mistwalker Teaser SiteEarlier Preview post Clickable inkies Lost Odyssey Screenshots

Lineage II Scions of Destiny Cinematic Trailer

Seamus the Leprechaun here, in recovery mode

I've been meaning to post this for quite some time.. the trailer for Scions of Destiny released February 2006. Probably never see it on consoles.... sniff!! you may notice a pointy ear or two.

Lineage II on Wikipedia
Chaotic Chronicle (latest release)

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Jean Butler

St. Paddy's day, wouldn't be complete without Jean Butler...and the way she might look at you...! debuing at aged 17 with the Chieftains, in 1994 she performed and choregraphed a 7 minute Eurovision interlude which exploded into a World Wide phenomenom.....vids upped by annabananadana & Wandering Childposted as a special request, for all the Leprechauns, everywhereJean Butler Official Website

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Hello!! Seamus the Leprechaun here, guest blogger on the elderly gamer. Well it's that time of year again, and on this blog it falls to me to wish you, wherever you are the best Paddy's day ever. In the the words of the Leprechaun elders,for every Storm let there be a rainbowfor every tear a smilefor every care, a promisefor every sigh, a sweet songNár laga Dia do lámh

Burnout Dominator Review (Ps2)

as IGN said, best thought of as a "Greatest Hits, but Not All of Them"The next installment in the legendary Burnout series, loaded with intense racing action and dozens of retina-searing World Tour events, and with a score of 80% from 8 reviews on Metacritic.com, they haven't upset the forumula.Reviews SummarySo fun, that you'll find yourself addicted in no time.A Burnout racing game that fails

Half Life 2 Orange Box Portal (Xbox 360) Preview

So what's the Orange box you say... essentially a next-gen console version (as opposed to the PC Black Box), packed with bonuses in addition to the original Half-Life 2 game. Half-Life 2: Episode One and Episode Two add-on levels are also on the disc, as are the stunningly complex puzzle game Portal and the online phenomenon Team Fortress 2. Due US Fall 2007 and EU September 30th 2007.Luckily

Walkthroughs R Archive

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Top Ten Dugg Flash Games

Hello tis Seamus again.. (the leprechaun), well seeing as my last Porn for Leprechauns post went down like a lead balloon, I've decided to diversify. So there I was over on digg.com looking away at the most dug diggs and an idea surfaced, probably not original , but original for me... so without further tadooo, Seamus presents his Top Ten Dugg Flash games as voted by the Diggers on Digg.com...

Genji Days of the Blade Walkthrough (ps3)

Stunning graphics, awkward camera angles, relatively straightforward gameplay until you get to the really really frustrating bits.. in which case.... the following guides stand out.Walkthrough from Misfit119 on GamefaqMycheats.com mini guideG4tv podcast..Genji 2 Official WebsiteGenji Reviews Clickable inkies Ps3 Genji days of the blade walkthrough walk through cheats hints tips faq website

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Super Swing Golf (Wii) Reviews

Taking advantage of the Wii controller, Super Swing Golf revolutionizes the way video game golf is played, and manages a score of 73% from 30 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummaryGreat characters, original courses, intuitive control system, what more could you ask for?There's plenty of good here, but for every bit of it, there's a spoonful of frustrationSuper Swing Golf is all about a deep,

Porn for Leprechauns: Violin Players

Oh yes, proving you can't kill a good thing.... Seamus the Leprechaun here with my by now infamous, "Porn for Leprechauns" slots. This time around it give me great pleasure to introduce Vanessa Mae, violist extraordinaire.... take it away Vanessa.
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New Bioshock Trailer Hunting Big Daddies

Described by the developers as a "spiritual successor" to their previous PC title System Shock 2. The game has been in development since late 2004. The game will be an Xbox 360 and Windows XP/Vista title only. The announced release date is reported as August 21, 2007, if there's a god I'll live long enough to play this.......Bioshock First LookBioshock Official Website Clickable inkies

Star Trek Phaser

Authentically licensed original series phaser pistol, featuring authentic action lights and sounds and adjustable power settings. Remember, always treat Phasers as if they were fully loaded with nadions-- It's fun until someone puts an eye out.
Available from Entertainment Earth



Read more about it's pedigree on phasers.net
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Retro Gamers Auction Site

The Elderly Gamer is proud to announce, in conjunction with GnomesLair inc. the arrival of a new Star in the Retro Gaming Universe. Every day this unlikely duo, peer deeply into the bowels of Ebay to Snatch the rarest the most exotic the most sought after Retro bargains and present them for your delectation (after a little wash).Awarded best new Retro blog by the Gnome Blogging foundationAwarded

Heroes of Might and Magic Wog Mod Help!!

Exactly what it says on the tin, a project to completely remod in the Wake of Gods, an unofficial fan-created add-on to Heroes of Might & Magic III: The Shadow of Death. The project is planning a total rework and re balance of WOG, and in addition hopes to create a totally new look for every unit and every castle. And as you guessed they need help, so if you've some spare time, don thy

Preview: Frontlines Fuel of War (Ps3, xbox 360)

In the future controlling the planet's depleting fossil resources determines the ultimate fate of civilization. A global war for oil is being waged between two superpowers, the Western Coalition (US/EU) and the Red Star Alliance (Russia/China), and players will be instrumental in determining how the war is waged and won.Featuring non-linear single player action, a host of next gen weapons, squad

Crackdown Walkthrough

Seamus the Leprechaun here, guest thingy on what's his names.... okay so those of you who got the lovely map poster are probably smiling, those of you that didnt' might well benefit from having a peek at the following rather skimpy list of Cheats, tips and Walkthroughs...Crackdown Walkthrough from TheGum on GamefaqSuperguide (videos and all) from MycheatsCheats from IGNAchievements video (

Review God of War II (ps2)

Kratos must journey to the far reaches of the earth and defeat untold horrors and alter that which no mortal, or god has ever changed, his fate.Scoring an astonishing 96% from 10 reviews on metacritic.comReviews SummaryGoW II completely eclipses its forefather, more blood, puzzles, cinematic presentation and fifteen minute long combos.Delivers one of the best gaming experiences in the video game

Porn For Leprechauns: Belly Dancing

Didem - sexy Belly danceUploaded by sayitHello Seamus the Leprechaun here, guest (subject to change) blogger on the degenerate Gamer. It appears "Porn for Leprechauns" has become quite a popular series amongst you humans, so in order to foster a greater relationship between our species and your's, it is my great pleasure (really it is...) to introduce another favourite, Belly dancing and in

Godzilla Unleashed (Wii) Preview

Starring the legendary Godzilla and a planned 16 of the most renowned monsters of all-time, set against a backdrop of 8 separate environments. The World has infested by strange crystals that mysteriously attract the planet's monster population. Gamers are challenged to save the planet from mayhem and destruction. In addition to a fully reinvented combat system, Godzilla: Unleashed will feature an

Greg Horn Fantasy Art

Greg Horn is an American comic book artist for Marvel comics and a cover artist for various publications. Perhaps best known for his unforgettable visions of Eecktra, his detailed and realistic painted characters and expressive lighting effects are unmistakable style elements in his work.Greg Horn Official WebsiteElektra Wallpaper Clickable inkies Greg Horn Website Fantasy art Fantasy artist

Free Web Game Sites

A quick supplement to the Top Ten Web game sitesPirate King OnlineFully realised 3D multiplayer online game, free to play with additional content available for purchase, hell it's got pirates!!!!Arcade PodFind an online game from a database of over 1000+ free online games made with Java(tm), Flash and Shockwave technology.SlingoMore java, flash and Shockwave online favourites.Helicopter GameJust

Resident Evil Extinction Trailer

Hello Seamus here, guest blogger here on the feathery gamer. Denied an appropriate porn for Leprechauns post, I decided a shot of Milla Jovovich in suspenders would just have to do. The official trailer and behind the scenes footage were an afterthought.The film is set 3 years or so After RE1 and RE2, and borrows plot elements from the game "Code Veronica". We find Alice hiding in the Nevada

Ghost Rider (2007) Movie

Despite rustling up $52 million and leading the box office field on it's debut, the film has only managed a grade of 35% from 17 reviews on Metacritic.Time therefore to celebrate the wonder of hype, with some of the artwork that made the comic such a screaming success.Ghost Rider Game ReviewGhost Rider Movie Website Clickable inkies Ghost Rider Film Review Comic art posters

Sonic and the Secret Rings (Wii) Review

Sonic finds himself in the colorful and vibrant world of the Arabian Nights, where he embarks on his most outrageous journey to date through an expansive 3D world brought to life with realistic water reflections, light bloom and lifelike physics.The game Currently on Shelves in US, makes use of the Ageia PhysX engine. and manages to score a healthy 76% from 7 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews

Alizee J’en ai marre

In 2003 Alizée Jacotey, performed in the video above, the routine was later made into the dance animation for the female Night Elves in the popular MMORPG, World of Warcraft. Alizée was considered to be the protégée of Mylène Farmer, but is currently taking a break from singing, it has been rumoured she will return with a new album soon. Upped by eyeballSpeaking of dance the Leprechaun has

Prince of Persia Warrior Within Wallpaper

Currently enjoying the Prince of Persia Triple pack for Ps2, so what better time to post some Wallpaper.

More on Official Website

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Pangya Cosplay character Kooh

Seamus here (the leprechaun), luckily I had this prepared earlier, now if you'll excuse me I need to lie down.PangYa is a Korean online multiplayer, casual golf simulation game, available for free to download. Certain special items for the game (such as clothes for characters, new equipment and new playable characters) can only be purchased with real money. The game awards players with Pang, a

Leprechaun requests: God of War II video review from IGN

Jeez what a night!! Seamus the Leprechaun here, a little the worse for wear after last night, so if you'll excuse me i'll skip the chit chat and get right down to it, and if someones got any headache tablets email em now!!!Going out to Father Krishna, a 7 minute video review of God of War II "as nearly perfect as they come" said IGN who awarded the game a 9.7 outta 10. Armed with all-new brutal

Review Ridge Racer 7 (ps3)

A significant update to Namco's arcade-style Racer, with 375,000 ways to make your machine unique, and up to 7,150 combinations to tailor performance. Scoring 78% from 36 reviews on Metacritic, it's obvious customisation wasn't the only attraction.Reviews SummaryThere's no denying that Ridge Racer 7 is a solid, fun arcade racer. Mastering Ridge Racer 7 feels

Tekken 6 first Walls "Zafina"

..Seamus here again, a quick wall as I prepare for the night's festivities,background? Tekken 6 for Ps3 by end of 2007,source? what you don't beleive me? for shame...here's a link in for the Japanese speakers amongst youTekken 6 Official Website What your still not happy? okay then here's the trailer...(jeez some people are never happy......)posted by the leprechaun Clickable inkies tekken 6

Ghost Rider Game Review (ps2) Crap!

Hello Seamus the Leprechaun here!!! how are ye? well the post title says it all, another Movie licensed game heading at full throttle to the bargain bin. How bad?50% from 9 reviews on Metacritic.com with IGN saying"The combat is repetitive and clunky, the driving is horrid, and the plot is completely useless"and Gamespot"Ghost Rider steals liberally from several major action games, yet somehow

Oblivion Shivering Isles Preview

Weighing in at 1.5 gigabytes, Shivering Isles will introduce an entire new plane of Oblivion, roughly a quarter of the size of the original game. The Expansion, due for download for the xbox 360 in March, will feature new settlements, characters, quests, a new storyline, and a promised 30 hours of gameplay.Update!! Shivering Isles ReviewNo information as yet on the cost of the expansion, rumour

Rogue Galaxy Walkthrough (ps2)

Rogue Galaxy : Le TrailerUploaded by the_rtkillerDescribed as an "anime version of Star Wars" and achieving critical success upon release in Japan December 2005, scoring a 36/40 in Famitsu and an 85 average in Dengeki, Japan's two most popular gaming magazines. Due to its success in Japan, Level-5 opted not only to localize Rogue Galaxy for North America and Europe, but to add a significant

Porn for Leprechauns: Nurses

Well I'm back, a much wiser and chastised Seamus the Leprechaun, guest blogger but only because of the favour and great tolerance of the Elderly Gamer. May I also take this opportunity to thank two extraordinary bloggers, who showed great patience and kindness in harboring a fugitive Leprechaun. So take a bow mr. Gnome and a mr. Father Krishna, without your support I would have most surely

Mass Effect New Screenshots and Box Art

Still no confirmed release date, but Bioware have confirmed the final box art (as above) and continue to keep the focus on their pride and joy with a new batch of screenshots on the Mass Effect Official WebsiteMass Effect Official Website Clickable inkies mass effect screenshots xbox 360

300 latest images

set for release March 9th, what's all the fuss about?, see all "300" postssee and download all hi res screens on movieweb.comOfficial Website Clickable inkies 300 the move preview images website

Tomb Raider Anniversary

Tomb Raider: Anniversary is a remake of the original Tomb Raider game using an improved version of the Tomb Raider: Legend game engine. Eidos claims it will include all the original levels with new features, such as a bigger arsenal of weapons and improved interactivity with environments. The game is being developed for Sony's PlayStation Portable, PlayStation 2, and Microsoft Windows. The

Trauma Center Second Opinion Wii Walkthrough

Playing the surgeon and attempting to cure patients of everything from routine medical maladies to life-threatening designer viruses, is not the easiest task in the World, in which case the following walkthrough links are exactly what the doctor ordered. Nurse!!!!Full guides from windykun and rmz on GamefaqS/XS Rank/Special Bonus Guide from CreemynougatTrauma Center Second Opinion hints on

Gamerzines Emagazines for Gamers

Featuring the same quality content you'll find in your favourite games mag, but with state of the art multimedia content. Inside each Gamerzine, you'll find previews and reviews which you can read online, or download the emagazine and read it from your PC. You can print each issue at high quality, and best of all, each issue is enhanced with video, animation and interactive competitions.

Playing Dress up Flash style

Hello dere, Seamus the Leprechaun here yadda yadda, as guest blogger and a Leprechaun with a strong sense of artistic integrity, it can be quite difficult, dealing with an old person and still having the freedom to post exactly what I believe today's gamer is looking for.Thankfully my local pharmacy have been in a position to supply me with enough. . . erm. . . medicine to keep the old eejit

The Darkness Trailer

You've seen the concept art, read the preview and seen the trailer (above), so the q&a with Denby Grace of 2k Games on Gamespot, should round off the meal nicely. The Darkness is based on a comic series from Top Cow and mixes first-person shooting with supernatural powers. Due for xbox360 and Ps3 in Q2 2007.First Vid upped by essdubSecond gameplay vid upped by tbyte2 (thanks to Deitrix)The

Lost Planet cost $40 million ?

It's being reported that the latest 360 release "Lost Planet" cost Capcom $20 million developing the game and will cost another $20 million to promote it. The Forbes article has some more interesting tidbits.A game that sells 3 million units globally is generally considered a smash hit.North America and Europe, account for 80% of the world's $16.3 billion game marketForbes article Clickable

Dewy's Adventure Wii Preview

hello dere, Seamus the Leprechaun, resident blogger(guest blogger -elderly)on the horrendous Gamer(elderly gamer, amoeba brain! -elderly)IGN have grabbed an exclusive bit of background detail on an upcoming (Chrissymas 2007) Wii title. . . erm. . .titled Dewy's Adventure.Elebits Producer Shingo Mukaitoge, was kind enough to sit with the IGN interrogation squad, and revealed some details on the

Tera Patrick

Posted by Seam. . . . erm . . . . .an anonymous blogger on the cranky gamerTera Patrick, born July 25, 1976 in Great Falls, Montana is an American Porn actress. At 18, she left a modeling career and enrolled at Boise State University, where she received an associate degree in nursing and a BS in Microbiology.In the late 1990s, Tera (as I affectionately call her) began appearing in nude and

Namie Amuro "Baby Don't Cry"

Born in Naha City, Okinawa, Japan, Namie Amuro is a Japanese pop singer of Ryukyuan* ancestry. In the Japanese press she was referred to as the "Queen of J-pop" before Ayumi Hamasaki eclipsed her popularity in the mainstream pop scene. She was noted in her early years for her Westernized dance music and popularized fashion whose followers came to be nicknamed Amurā.

*Ryukyuan people are

Eureka Seven Vol 2: The New Vision Preview (ps2)

Join Sumner Sturgeon in the Eureka Universe and stop the creation of the dangerous CFS (Compact Feedback System). Compete in lift races, (a lifter is a futuristic skater of sorts) and pilot over 15 powerful LFOs (Light Finding Operations) in a variety of gameplay modes such as Story Mode, Survival Mode, Dream Match and Conflict Mode. Due US Q2 2007, no details on European release.Hands on Preview

UT3 Unreal Tournament 2007

from wikipediaUnreal Tournament 3, codenamed Envy and formerly known as Unreal Tournament 2007, is part of the Unreal series of games and is the sequel to 2004's Unreal Tournament 2004. Using Unreal Engine 3, it is a first-person shooter video game designed mainly for multiplayer gaming, although the game has a built-in single-player mode that mimics multiplayer gaming by featuring bots with

Porn for Leprechauns: Pointy Ears

Hello there! Seamus the Leprechaun here, guest blogger on the Unconscious Gamer. No not Tera Patrick as promised but something better. Porn for Leprechauns. Okay i hear you say, pointy ears, since when were pointy ears pornographic?. Well maybe for you humans it's not very erotic, but for us Leprechauns, this is as good as it gets. I'll explain.Unlike elves and gnomes and other species,

Who the @/><& is Segata Sanshiro?

Seamus the leprechaun here guest blah blah! on the sleeping gamer. Well like me you may never have heard about a person called Segata Sanshiro. Well seems the enigmatic gentleman is all the rage over on the Saturn Junkyard, worshipped as a idol he is, and damn nigh the inspiration for a brand new spiritual movement. Well being nosey I said I'd find out just who this inspirational figure is.

Horror Wallpaper

Hello Seamus the leprechaun here, guest blogger on the rickity gamer, not safe for work is normally my middle name, but unfortunately elderly has me on a short lead, quoting chapter and verse about nudity and blogger. So this is the best I can do till the old fella falls asleep.
hopefully for a very long time


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Rogue Galaxy Review (Ps2)

Achieving critical success upon release in Japan December 2005, scoring a 36/40 in Famitsu and an 85 average in Dengeki, Japan's two most popular gaming magazines. Developers Level 5, makers of Dark Chronicle and Dragon Quest VIII, present a sci-fi themed RPG.Jaster is a young man who dreams of exploring the galaxy. In a sudden turn of fate, he is mistaken for a renowned bounty hunter and

World of Warcraft Night Elf Cosplay

The night elves, or kaldorei, meaning "Children of the Stars" in their native tongue of Darnassian, have a long and fascinating history. Native to the western continent of Kalimdor, the night elves ended a long period of seclusion at the end of the Third War and became members of the Alliance. Night Elves were immortal until the destruction of the World Tree at the end of WarCraft III: Reign of

Wario Smooth Moves Review

(Tera Patrick full frontal shot removed...elderly)Good evening, Seamus the Leprechaun here, guest blogger on the Decrepit Gamer, comin atcha from the bowels of Southern Ireland, where the weather is freezing my goolies off.Well the old fella has let me loose on a review, so in a effort to give new life to the standard yawn inducing reviews we'll take a little rumage at what ye the players have

Rocky Balboa Review

"Rocky Balboa" is the next story (Rocky number six) in the saga of Philadelphia boxer Rocky Balboa. In the film, Rocky has long since retired but is drawn back to the boxing ring one last time. On the way he is challenged by a powerful new champion, by personal tragedy and ultimately by himself.The movie is Sylvester Stallone's most successful starring role since 1994's The Specialist and has

Bobby Darin 1959

Born Walden Robert Cassotto, one of the most popular American big band performers and rock and roll teen idols of the late 1950s. Vid from baddyb94102Splish Splash posted by requestWikipedia BioOfficial Bobby Darin websitesee all "retro music" posts Clickable inkies bobby darin mack the knife 1959 retro music video

G Reviews Archive

Gauntlet Seven Sorrows (ps2)Gears of War (360)Gears of War Video Review (360)Genji: Days of the Blade(Ps3)Godfather (xbox, ps2)Grandia III (Ps2)GRAW (360)

God of War Threesome

Hello again, tis me Seamus, helping out on the gammy gamer. Well now a kind commenter be the name of Timerunner was just telling us about a possible threesome in that uber difficult and highly praised game God of War for the Ps2. Well it was news to me and a few other visitors, so armed with a very large magnifying glass (which makes things bigger) i decided to investigate this rumour. But as

Full Auto 2 Battlelines (Ps3) Review

Abandoning the 360 in favour of the Ps3, Full Auto sees you attempt to take control of Staunton City by conquering the six different districts and taking control of opponent cars and weapons. Scoring 70% from 21 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummaryA significant improvement over its predecessor on the 360Frames slow down just as the action heats upAnimation quality drops when there's too much

What are Twitch Games begorrah ?

Hello dere, and welcome to my first post on the doddery gamer. You may have asked yourself a thousand times what twitch games are. No?Well I know I have... many a time i find myself asking myself "what are twitch games", so often in fact i said to myself "Seamus" says I "you must find out what twitch games are". And so I did.Twitch games are video games in which the player must react quickly to

Guest Bloggers, Gnomes and Leprechauns

With the current spate of Guest blogging, here, and here, it was time to change with the times, so without further ado May i introduce Seamus,HelloA leprechaun with a extreme interest in gaming. It appears alternative mythical creatures are not adverse to the gaming media see Gnomeslair, and Seamus promises me he is representative of such a phenomenon.Aye!.. I amSo without further ado we'll let

Heavy Weapons: Atomic Tank Review (Xbox Live Arcade )

800 Microsoft points Unleashes adrenaline-soaked side-scrolling shoot-'em-up arcade action, with a blast of retro eighties videogame chic. Scoring 79% from 9 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews Summary:If you like twitch games, Heavy Weapon is an explosively explosively good timeLong lasting Mission mode, an unlockable Boss Blitz mode, satisfying Achievement Points, and smooth and addictive Live

Drew Posada Fantasy Artist

Andrew "Drew" Posada was an American comic book colorist and pin-up artist. Best known as one of the pioneering digital colorists, working for several Image studios including Wildstorm, Top Cow, Avalon and others during the mid to late 1990s. He later left comic books to pursue a career as a pin-up artist. Sadly Drew Posada died from pancreatitis earlier this year aged 37.Drew Posada bio on

Game Wallpapers

see all "Wallpaper" posts on this site"Game" Wallpaper on Rendered Beauty"Online" Game Wallpaper on Just Walls "PC" Wallpaper on Just Walls"Ps2" Wallpaper on Just Walls"Ps3" Wallpaper on Just Walls"xbox" Wallpaper on Just Walls"Xbox 360" Wallpaper on Just WallsWallpaper displayed culled from the bloodrayne, A3 and Land of Infinity sections of a most admirable collection of game wallpapers on Best

The xbox 360 Towel Trick and the Yellow SNES

There are some evenings, when gamers despair.Take this evening, having completed 97% of Enchant Arms only to find I've got to spend more than 5 hours in the tacked on, achingly dull, arcade hall sub game ( roulette, bingo) to earn enough cash to buy mega skill points to boost my Hit Points from 1,500 to 6,000 in order to finish the final boss battles. If i'd wanted to gamble at roulette or

God of War II preview (ps2)

Drawing it's inspiration from Greek mythology, shipping as a two disc set and set for release in US on March 13th and Europe March 30th. The lucky lucky fellas on IGN have had a cosy sit down with the sequel to one of the most celebrated and difficult games of 2005. Happily, for elderly gamers, you can now save your game after each challenge, which should cut down on your tranquiliser usage.

50,000 soduku users can't be wrong

Anonymous (a very regular visitor to this blog) has told me all about a Free Sudoku game which he/she has reliably informed me contains no spyware, adware or any other malicious programs which may interfere with the standard operation of your computer. So where's the catch? well if you like the free version they've got a deluxe version available for a meagre fee, but as the freebie has- 43

Ghost Rider (ps2) screenshots

Based on the Marvel comic and motion picture starring Nick Cage, the game is set for US release on February 13th. Ghost Rider features both combo action, as well as Hell Cycle high-speed racing.Screenshots from IGNOfficial Ghost Rider Movie Websitesee all "ghost rider" posts Clickable inkies ghost rider game video game screenshots movie website ps2

MGS4 Character Wallpaper

While being a tad concerned at the size of the 25gb blueray disc, it appears Hideo Kojima isn't too pushed about HD graphics.

Luckily he did manage to supervise the release of some rather tasty MGS4 character wallpaper, which I only spotted recently.

MGS4 Character wallpaper from Konami.jp

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Splinter Cell Double Agent Walkthrough

A double agent pretends to spy on a target organization on behalf of a controlling organization, but in fact is loyal to the target organization.A triple agent pretends to be a double agent for the target organization, but in fact is working for the controlling organization all along. Usually, he keeps the trust of the target organization by feeding information to them that apparently is very

Warrior Wallpaper

For no apparently good reason other than I found a new wallpaper site. The following links merely serve to give this post some academic value, . . . . . . . . . . I don't think it worked.Wallpaper from Babene.RuAmazons on WikipediaValkyrie on Wikipedia Clickable inkies wallpaper warrior amazons valkyrie

Spider-man 3 latest posters

A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge. And me thinking bonding was a good thing. Set for release May 4th 2007.More spidey poster goodness on moviesonline.caIGN archive of news, interviews, screens and the kitchen sinkSpiderman 3 Official Website Clickable inkies spiderman3 spiderman

300 latest movie poster

Worthy inclusion I hope you agree, adapted from the graphic novel "300" by Frank Miller about the Battle of Thermopylae, the film is set for a 2007 release.300 Official Websitesee all "300" posts Clickable inkies 300 movie poster preview

36 Virtual Console Games for Europe in Q1

Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time, nuff said..... source eurogamerIn Celebration.....Ocarina Wallpaper (19) from affekong.deIn Preparation...Wii points, Star Points the full story on wikipedia Clickable inkies Wii Wii Points Star Points Virtual console q1 releases

Lost Planet Review

Now i've seen almost everything, Capcom have kindly provided a multiplayer patch on xboxlive ahead of the games release. ref 1upEnough to make me concerned as to the games final quality, yet the game managed to score a respectable 79% from 13 reviews on Metacritic.comReviews SummaryWell planned and executed single player campaign, bug-blasting, giant robot heavenOne of those rare games where

Motorstorm import review (Ps3)

We were promised that MotorStorm would deliver "visceral" off-road racing,"plunging players into a frenzied environment awash with grit, mud and petrol, in a game that leaves the standard rules of racing in the dust".But then Press releases are supposed to sound like the second coming. This time it appears the hype may live up to it's promise.Eurogamer have got their gaming little hands on an

Panzar and Ariorh 3d renders

Not exactly sure what these guys are up to, game perhaps, or movie or just 3d modeling for the sheer fun of it, but as you can see their work is awesome. See the rest onwww.panzar.com Clickable inkies 3d model chaos render

Wario Ware Smooth Moves for Wii

Wacky and then some, while wandering around his home of Diamond City, Wario accidentally stumbles into an old building called the Temple of Form. Inside, he finds a mystical treasure called the Form Baton (read wii mote).There are many ways to hold and move the baton (called "forms"), and legend has it that if the holder follows the forms, he can overcome any challenge. With this discovery, the

Magna Carta Cosplay "Juclesia" by Psylocke

A stunning set of cosplay photos featuring Cosplay model Psylocke from Ziggy's Cosplay.Juclecia Sebine Re Elcritian is a character from the game Magna Carta Phantom of Avalanche and the daughter of an emperor. Following the sudden death of her mother, Juclesia suffers a setback which gives rise to her being exiled into the rural district for medical treatment.Here she lives a common life,